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Top 5 New Year Resolutions for Maurizio

1. Finally get on the show Price is Right. I know I make the best deals!

 

 

 

 

2. Find a way to get back my ball, Roberto. 

 

 

 

 

3. Read 50 cent autobiography book because Italian and Black the same…almost. Italian no wear neon color. 

 

 

 

 

4. Spend one evening with my queen on a boat on east river. 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Brush my teeth at least once a week. Better than cousin Bruno and he have no teeth. 

 

 

Top Five Holiday Gift for the Husband

1. My Queens book “Ladies First”.
Where she talk about love, sex, and big time rapper lifestyle.

 

 

 

2. PBA card, so when i get pulled over for no license
and too many Mexicans in front seat it’s ok!

  

 

3. Man blow dryer, not only for the head hair:)

 

 

 

4. Something to protect the ball from getting hurt. 



 


5.Not something the fathers already have like a grill.
If I have a grill, why you get me another one? No make no sense!  

 

Tips for keeping the mariage very good no like Kim Kardashian

 

Tips for keeping the mariage very good, no like Kim Kardashian

1. For keep the wife always feel strong you say to her “you have very sexy leg”

 

2. You have always ready cannoli or chocolate for when she have the crave.

 

3. Let the lady decide what channel on the tv, but on the side you have small tv. Make her feel the power.

 

4. When she want to buy things you tell her you have half the money you have, so she think you give her all.

 

5. When the man feel the stress you go play soccer or raquetball so you take the stress out in the sport no on the wife.This no always work. I still mad at nanette for when she throw out my leather pant from 82′.

 

 

Maurizio’s top 10 investments!

 

1. Go direct to bank and take all the money out and put inside cannoli! My papa do that. It work!
2. When you go food shopping try to make deal to get more buck for your bang.
3. Make new iphone that can also wear for sunglasses. If interested call me I have drawn.
4. Poor Dads Rich Dads. Good money book.For sure good money book.
5. Buy lot of soap and toilet paper for when the country run out. You hide in tunnel like Glen Beck..I think that’s the guy.
6. You open bank and take di people money, say you keep it nice safe, then you tell the people you loose it on accident.
7. Invite all your friends for pasta and then have donation box when you walk in. No donation no pasta! OH!
8. Make machine that print the money look just like the normal money. Genius! No one ever do this!
9.I think of genius idea to tape the movie and sell like new .
10. In final no offense but the American sometime loose all the money because spend on too many tv gidgets except for the chia pet. Look like my hair!

Tips for look like nice Italian fashion man

Tips for look like nice Italian fashion man.
Number one is the suit. The suit is always on for the super market, the espresso time, and even the driving when no get out of the car. Also, always the shoes nice. You wear the nice shoes with the soccer clothes and the work clothes. Important to look like a million us dollars always because if no then the people think you no know whats goin on. Maurizio always know whats goin on.

WHO IS THIS GUY?!

WHO IS THIS GUY?! He no look Italian is number one problem please. Sorry world but this guy look like he put the air in the body to make the muscle big. In Italy we are nice body normal with lot of hair. The guy without hair look like di lady.

best soccer player in di world!

look at this guy! I am so proud of Italian soccer when I see this video. He go right through
no problem into the goal! OH!
Some people sometime tell me I remind of him. I already know this.

I have question for USA

Question for the united states:
why traffic happen? If everybody go same speed what happen?!
In Italy we all drive fast, so fast, so nobody ever start traffic! One day I find the guy who slow down first and kick him so hard! Oh maybe I talk first to see the real deep down problem. ( My wife say always when one person
mess up there is problem deeper in the heart , so she make me feel bad)

C’mon Phil look like me!

c’mon you dont see the difference right. These guys both the same look. I love genesis.