Maurizio’s Italian wedding business is taking off and he needs a lady to assist him. Nancy Roder (Taryn Southern) answers his Craigslist ad. What ensues can only be described as awkward.
Maurizio returns the breadmaker his wife bought him for Christmas so he can buy the right one, but while at the mall he learns the true meaning of Christmas.
Maurizio makes a bet with his wife Nanette that if he’s on time to pick her up he doesn’t have to brush his teeth for a whole week. On the way to get her he gets pulled over by the police. Maurizio shows the cops who’s boss.